Do you want a cookie as badly as this epically-American bald eagle? Are you prepared to go claws / talons out for a chance to taste what you’ve only read about on the internet? Or are you, like us, a rational, sensible human being who’d rather not challenge a ravenous bird of prey to a meal?

If you’re planning to stay safe this holiday, and you’re craving a cookie, then you’re in luck. Om Nom Nom Cookies is celebrating the 4th of July with discounts on the most Americanist (not a real word) cookie around: the chocolate chip cookie. It’s the taste of good times, through and through. It’s the taste of fun in the sun, BBQ for our not-so-vegan friends, DIY fireworks, and even emergency trips to the hospital because the fireworks turned out to be tiny ballistic flares of wrath, which later become amazing stories.

Coupon code: usacookies

So what are you waiting for? Spend the week in good company with your friends at Om Nom Nom Cookies.